The Dictatorship of Northsoutheast korea is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.26 billion Great citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The Northsoutheast korean economy, worth 91.9 trillion Shilings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,909 Shilings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,783 per year while the poor average 19,224, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, the word 'foreigner' is considered a highly vulgar expletive, and the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northsoutheast korea's national animal is the Koi fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Northsoutheast korea is ranked 285,059^th in the world and 11,047^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.06 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.